Personal Reputation Management and Business Reputation Management

April 27th, 2012

Reputation Management is a becoming an indispensable tactic for controlling online complaints and reviews for businesses and individuals across the web. Reputation Management is the process of building and repairing your online reputation and responding to negative press, blogs, bad online feedback, bad consumer reviews, online complaints, and unfounded scam allegations.

Has your name or business name been the victim of online defamation or unfounded internet complaints? There is a company called ReputationLion.com that can help you control what search engines like Google show about your name on the top search results pages.

Reputation Lion uses search engine optimization techniques to gradually push positive information about you or your company up higher on search engines to help shield and protect your name and reputation on the web. Most Reputation Management campaigns are about manipulation how search engines rank the negative links about your name or business.

If your goal is to use reputation management to displace or push negative links further down search results and off of the first few pages of search engine results, then Reputation Lion will arrange and administer a reverse search engine optimization campaign and online reputation management campaign. This is where we create new content and promote existing pages about you or your company in an effort to push down the negative pages about you.

With most Reputation Management campaigns Reputation Lion makes use of a plethora of web properties, blogs, social media sites, new domain names/micro sites, and PR Outlets to help saturate Google and other search engines with new keyword rich optimized content about you or your brand. After creating content it is time to promote the new content with offsite optimization tactics such as link building and PR campaigns for each web property.

On common problem site that small businesses and individuals find themselves listed on is RipOff Report. It seems that RipOff Report hates Reputation Management Firms and for good reason. Successful Reputation Management services like Reputation Lion makes their website (RipOff Report) weaker and rank lower in search results.

Many businesses and professionals that are listed on Ripoff Report are shocked to see that the ripoff report link about them ranks on page one of Google when someone searches their name or business name. Reputation Management can help Remove Ripoff Report from the top of Google and other search engine results.

Other online complaint sites and review sites that businesses can end up on in a negative way include CompalintsBoard, Yelp, PissedConsumer, Scam.com, and many others. Reputation Lion has Reputation Management tactics in place to deal with each one of these complaint sites individually and can assist you and your business with removal of negative content and displacement of negative content.

If you or your business needs help with online reputation management, Reputation Lion offers free consultations by phone or email. When you are ready to control what type of information shows up on the first few pages of Google about your name or business, contact Reputation Lion for online reputation management services. You can reach Reputation Lion by Phone at 1-202-599-8448

Amazing Cigarette Trick Catch

August 11th, 2011

Amazing Cig Catch

Charlie Sheen Quotes 2011

August 11th, 2011

Here are some of our favorite Charlie Sheen Quotes… Charlie is on fire this year and deserves all of the troll blood he can drink!

1.“I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.”

2.“Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!”

3.”I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”

4.”You can’t process me with a normal brain.”

5.“If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ “It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.”

6.”I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.”

7.”Can’t is the cancer of happening.”

8.“Wow. What does that mean? I’m bi-WINNING.”

9.“I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”

10.“I’m so tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’.”

11.“Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.”

12.“It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don’t have time for these clowns.”

13.“You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.”

14.“I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps.”

15.”I’m an F-18, bro.”

16.“I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.”

17.”I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

18.”I’m bi-winning.”

19.”There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.”

20.”The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.”

21.”The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.”

22.”I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

23.”[CBS] picked a fight with a warlock.”

24.”If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.”

25.”Winning.”

26.”I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.”

27.”C’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm.”

28.”Winning.”

29.”Bring me Dr. Clown shoes.”

Fat Guy Passed Out On Bench

August 8th, 2011

Fat Guy Passed Out Drunk On Bench With Little Penis

 

This photo was taken in the Outerbanks of NC. We had to stay at a nasty hotel room one night we were there at a place called the John Yancey. This is what we saw when we walked out of the building at 6AM.

fat guy drunk on bench

Fat Guy Passed Out On Bench

Charlie Sheen Winning – Two And A Half Men Ratings

July 20th, 2011

I made a remix of this image in support of my friend Charlie Sheen

Two and a half men ratings

Claim: CASEY ANTHONY JUDGE JUDGE BELVIN PERRY CHEATED ON WIFE

July 15th, 2011

Shocking claim! A Florida woman says she carried on a seven-year affair with JUDGE BELVIN PERRY, who presided over the CASEY ANTHONY trial!

And she says the married father of two is just as big a liar as Casey!

 

Although the 61-year-old jurist was applauded for his handling of the controversial trial, a source close to his mistress Janis Williamson paints the judge as a cheating cad who relentlessly pursued her and then fired her to pro­tect his career.

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Lady Sprays Cops With Breast Milk

July 1st, 2011

Stephanie Robinette, A woman in Ohio accused of spraying sheriff’s deputies with breast milk is facing charges including disorderly conduct. The Delaware County sheriff’s office says deputies responded to a call about a domestic dispute early Saturday, and a man said his wife was drinking at a wedding and hit him before locking herself (Oh yeah and her nipples) in a car.

The sheriff says deputies found the woman in a car and tried to talk with her, but she didn’t cooperate. He says when deputies tried to remove her, she said she was a breast-feeding mother, then exposed part of her chest and sprayed them down with breast milk.

Authorities say 30-year-old Stephanie Robinette AKA Milky Nipples of Westerville faces charges including domestic violence, assault, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. Maybe they should put those bad boys she is packing in her shirt on house arrest at least till they dry up?

Zombie Cocaine Hits The Streets

June 30th, 2011

Yeah I said Zombie… That’s right your favorite late night – early morning pick me up that you shove up your nose can now eat your flesh and is doing exactly that across the nation!

Thanks to dealers using Levamisole a veterinary drug, which is used to deworm cattle, pigs and sheep, to cut their cocaine, you can not have your weekend bender end with your face rotting off.

There’s more shity news: Levamisole also prevents the body’s creation of infection-fighting white blood cells. It is almost like having HIV and rotting to death at the same time.

Solution: Lay low on the yak! until this zombie laced powder problem “blows” over!

Chris Hansen, ‘To Catch a Predator’ Caught By Own Trap

June 30th, 2011

It’s been reported that Chris Hansen, host of ‘To Catch a Predator,’ the controversial ‘Dateline’ show that uses hidden cameras to trap would-be perverts in sting operations, has been caught cheating on his wife … in a sting operation using hidden cameras.

“What an Idiot! You would think that after the past few years of doing his “catch a dick toucher” show he would have some type of instinct that would alert him that he might be on the other end of the camera.” Me :)

According to ‘The Daily Mail’ Hansen found himself on the receiving end of his own hidden camera tactics after the married NBC anchor was secretly filmed on an illicit date with a blonde television reporter 20 years his junior.

Who cares he was cheating, he is afterall in the entertainment industry… me :)

He was the subject of a four-month long sting operation conducted by ‘The National Enquirer’ after he allegedly began an affair with former NBC intern Kristyn Caddell, a 30-year-old Florida journalist.

Four month sting operation? Wow! It took 4 months of a crafty sting operation to catch the catch a predator guy cheating on his old lady!! I can think of a lot better way to spend 4 months.. Maybe a 4 month sting operation catching Donald Trump fixing his hair on Video?

1337 – What is LEET?

June 24th, 2011

Leet (or “1337″), also known as eleet or leetspeak, is another alphabet for the English language that is used mostly on the internet. It uses various combinations of ASCII characters to replace Latinate letters. For example, leet spellings of the word leet include 1337 and l33t; eleet may be spelled 31337 or 3l33t. It is used a lot on the internet in forums, chat rooms and online games.

It comes from the word “elite” which means “better than everyone else”. Leet is mostly used for English, but can also be used with other languages including French, Spanish and German.

Here it is:

A=4

B=8

C=(

D=|)

E=3

F=ph

G=6

H=|-|

I=!

J=_|

K=|<

L=1

M=/\/\

N=/\/

O=0

P=|>

Q=0,

R=|2,|-

S=5

T=7

U=|_|

V=\/

W=\/\/

X=><

Y=`/

Z=see